{"product_id":"emotional-support-coworker-pin","title":"Emotional Support Coworker Pin","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eNot licensed. Not qualified. Absolutely still your emotional support coworker. This enamel pin reads \"Emotional Support Coworker, Do Not Pet\" in bold lettering built to survive every 9am standup, group project, and \"quick sync\" that runs 40 minutes over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003ePin it to a lanyard, backpack, blazer, or tote. It's small, it's obvious, and it says exactly what you're thinking in every meeting that could've been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe office has one. Mito's had this job at home for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA solid pick for office Secret Santa, work anniversaries, or the coworker who's held your desk together through three reorgs. Do not pet. Do not ask for advice. Just appreciate that they showed up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mitosaurus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58263006445832,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0890\/7217\/3320\/files\/Emotional-support-coworker.jpg?v=1784480922","url":"https:\/\/mitosaurus.com\/products\/emotional-support-coworker-pin","provider":"Mitosaurus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}